About Me

Bringing things up to date

With the music business firmly behind me, apart from odd gigs with Pants, I went back to the spiral of dead end jobs. I met my bride to be whilst lying on the floor of a local pub after hours. Here she is dressed as a nun for New Year's Eve 1998, at our 70s housewarming party in December 1998 and heavily pregnant in 2004. Beck and I got married on May 30th 1997, after a mere five months together. Our wedding cost £67.50 and was a truly splendid day for all involved. Long may our marriage continue. In November 2000, whilst between offers of proper employment, I watched too much Casualty and joined the Ambulance Service. By January of 2001 I was a trainee recruit. In April 2002 I qualified as an Assistant Paramedic, which was the term for a slightly over-qualified Ambulance Technician, but then the title was dropped, so I became an Ambulance Technician again. The next few years were a ceaseless struggle to get the required training to qualify as a Paramedic, but thankfully I finally got there despite my employers. We're never as busy as Josh, so television lied to me. However, Casualty remains one of television's finest comedies. Pants reformed after a three year absence in time to irritate people in the build up to Christmas 2003, but despite recording an album which was never released, interest went into decline in 2007. Beck and I overcame our seven year struggle to start a family on the 7th August 2004 when our daughter Josie was born, and the arrival of Kate two years later meant that I could forget all about buying a Caterham 7 forever. As for the future, I'm currently doing a degree in Emergency Care at UWE in Bristol, keeping too many irons in the fire, spinning plates and generally winging things, as ever. Watch this space...but you may get bored, so come back later instead.

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