Pants - In the Studio


We managed to make two trips into the recording studio, with mixed and indifferent results. The first visit was back in 1999, when vocalist Ivor Richards managed to persuade some free studio time from a friend of his. We spent two days in Running Frog Studios in Windsor, and slept in the worst B & B known to mankind. Because time was short, and we needed to get a lot of tracks recorded, we decided to mess around doing as many keyboard and guitar overdubs as we could think of, then got a horn section in for good measure. All this wasted huge amounts of time we didn't have, so we decided to rush the recording of the vocals and then mix it in a haste, much to the detriment of the finished product. Ivor and I decided to remix it at a later date, but after several hours spent in the back of a van outside his workplace, we could no longer be arsed. The remixes weren't that good, and there was so much stuff just bunged onto the tapes in a random fashion that finding all the 'better' takes and muting all the crap would have taken weeks.

Our other foray into the studio, in early 2004, was at Steve Marshall's Studio Eleven, located on a sheep farm just off of the A4. Despite much background bleating, and the constant sound and smell of horses, this was a more leisurely affair which allowed us to make a balls of things at our own pace. I recorded several of the keyboard tracks at home and added them in later, and we had more than enough time to do some decent vocal takes, but then we remembered that Olly was 'singing', so we didn't bother. Some time later we emerged with thirteen tunes recorded and mixed to a satisfactory standard. The total running time was just over thirty minutes though, so hardly warranted the description of 'album'. We decided that we should record some more songs to pad the thing out, but then Steve became too busy and we were too lazy to hassle him for time. Consequently the album was abandoned, like pretty much everything else we did. As time passed, I would occasionally revisit the tunes, opting in the end to correct some of the things that were bothering me and attempt a remix. I think I did most of it, but then either got bored or ran out of time. Anyway, whilst putting this stuff together, I managed to find or bodge together a reasonable version of each of the songs, and they've been added here. So, for the first time, the complete recorded works of Pants are presented here.

 
Windsor 1999 - Running Frog Studios Calstone 2004 - Studio Eleven
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